WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS
Call in the science side of tumblr!
what a time to be alive
*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee.
one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared
A deeply touching story
From the COSMOS opening title sequence.
do you ever just realize “wow my voice is so ugly”
Here we have Arsenal legend Ray Parlour in an interview with talkSPORT shedding light on Kolo Toure’s trial with Arsenal in 2001, and man, it is great.
Apparently, young Kolo was eager to impress Arsene Wenger and the Gunners … a bit too eager.
Parlour notes how Toure smashed into Thierry…
this needs to be in every art history books in 10 years
How markers are tested
No wonder they barely work when you buy them.